What is life?

At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. 

At age 12, success is…having friends. 

At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. 

At age 20, success is…having sex. 

At age 35, success is…having money. 

At age 50, success is…having money. 

At age 60, success is…having sex. 

At age 70, success is…having a driver’s license. 

At age 75, success is…having friends. 

At age 90, success is…not peeing in your pants.